Fluttergirl

Encrusted

My toast is not toasted well.

I feel insulted.

Ye toaster shall feel my wrath.

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Mr. K.: i think the toaster requires a beating
FG: indeed
Mr. K.: it must be done vigorously
Mr. K.: with great rage
Mr. K.: and i would  yell “DAMN YOU WILE MACHINE! THE END OF YOU IS NIGH! YOUR TOASTING SKILLS HAVE LEFT ME WANTING!”
FG: oh that is so very classy
FG: or something to that extent
FG: i appreciate your guidance in this trying circumstance
Mr. K.: it try when i can